"...fills the peoples with joy as the potatoes fulfill the (promise of) pierogies!" - Ukrainian Gazette.

Jongleur and Warrior of Music, Mr. Ettinger is hard at work undermining the dominant corporate ideologies of materialism, commercialism and globalism in every way he can, and numbly suggests that the voting world consider the impact of the Great Western Way of Life on the planet, on other cultures, and on our own fragile humanity.

Once this is fully accomplished, he will turn his attention to the joint problems of Auto-Immune Diseases and Universal Enlightenment.

As a Karamazov, he has performed around the world, and conducted many of North America's finest orchestras, while indulging his passion for composing, teaching (decomposing), and playing an assortment of musical instruments.

Career highlights include playing piano for Bo Diddley, and leading the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra at Carnegie Hall.

He has just released "in this world", his debut album as a singer-songwriter, featuring 15 songs you want to hear and many excellent performances by brilliant guest artists. Look for it, listen to it, and acquire it at markettinger.org

The greatest joy of his life is his family: his wise and beautiful wife Jennifer, la Reine DuCaniveaux; and their two extraordinary daughters, Caroline and Kate.

They live happily ever after.